….and I don’t have a penis.

My work inbox:

"Tired of being ashamed of your penis size?  Leave it for loser!"
"Change your life! Increase your phallus!"
"Is your penis size your only problem? MegaDik solves it just like that!"
"Big dick is not a dream anymore! Manster is your reality!"
"Ordinary men have ordinary sex.  Megadik will make you an outstanding lover!"
"Prove your manliness! Take MegaDik and be a man!"
"Change your life! Increase your phallus!" (Yes, got this one twice.)
"Be a real man with a real penis!" (As opposed too?……)

*sighs*

These are the kind of things that make me really happy that I’m a girl.

*laughs*

Happy Friday!