Actual IM conversation with an actual friend of mine:

me: coding is kinda cool in a way
him: yes
him: it’s fun
me: i wrote a program once
me: it was a ping-pong game
me: but while i could hear the ping-pong…i couldn’t see it.  weird.
him: lol
him: with skills like that you could work for microsoft

Did I mention it was DOS?
Or was it?
I think I was 18 years old . . . or something like that.