The way that corndogs can smell like the inside of an icecream shop.
The way that popcorn can smell like old gymsocks.
Why it’s “fourty” instead of “forty”.
I mean “Why it’s “forty” instead of “fourty”….(someone was into the wine).
How the District of Columbia can fine you for speeding and then not send you a notice and then not supply you with any photographic evidence after they turn your account over to collections (thereby doubling the amount of your original citation).  I don’t think traffic cameras are entirely constitutional…and I wasn’t even the one driving.
Why I love “Hell’s Kitchen” and how come I get squirmy (in a good way) when Chef Ramsay goes off on someone even though it makes me uncomfortable (I would NEVER audition for that show!).
Baby Phat clothing in the Fingerhut catalog.
The fact that I even get a Fingerhut catalog.
The way my blackberry wine really tastes more like rasberries but not at all like grapes…